Alright time for bigger and better things. Today was interesting. I woke up to the most obnoxious buzzing in my ear, oh yeah my alarm clock! HA! Ever have one of those mornings where the warm crease your body has formed in your intensely comfortable bed causes you to almost be late for work. These fall mornings are exactly that. I stretched my arms and made my way up the stairs to the shower, not without tripping once of course! :) After successfully getting myself put together for work without finding my way back to my bed, I strolled into the kitchen to make my lunch. As this was occurring, I jumped and spilt my salad all over the floor. What caused this you ask? I still don't know, but whatever made that loud sound in my chimney will probably keep me up tonight! That's right, I'm now convinced theres a bat in my chimney. CREEPY. So work was ummmm RIDICULOUS today! I swear god wanted to make me pay for having yesterday off. It was intense. Hopefully this just means that the work week will go by pretty fast. Speaking of work, I cringe thinking about the sound of my ringing phone, the clicking of my pen as I impatiently wait for the customer at the other end of the phone to decide whether or not he wants me to put insurance on his shipment or not. That really did happen! HA
Thankfully we all remember to laugh at work too. You see at work, I'm known as Miss Sunshine. No this is not because I have blonde hair, or smile a lot. Well I do smile a lot, but its because I act like a fool when its really needed. Like when my coworkers know that they're about to spend their entire day answering phones, I like to message them from across the room and remind them of the dick wade I'm dealing with on the phone cant POSSIBLE be as bad the one I'm putting up with, so smile! :D haha oh MW.
So despite my work humor, I walked into my house tonight with the intense aroma of garlic running through my nose. I thought I was going to DIE, I was so hungry. I stroll up the stairs, again not without tripping once ( LOL ) and see my lovely mother sweating in the kitchen. I mean she was literally sweating. I peered inside the oven and immediately started salivating. I cant even repeat what she made but it was the worlds best frigging pork chops. After lovely family conversation over dinner, I laughed at the lovey banter between my parents. You see my father has this really embarrassing hobby. He does crosswords in the bathroom. Like he'll actually be done with his business and sit on the toilet to finish it. Anyways, he's always trying to get my sister and I to do it, but a crossword puzzle is the LAST thing on my mind. Well tonight, as we're cleaning the kitchen, my father started chuckling. I ask him what he's laugh about. He then goes into detail about how he left my mother a little message in the crossword puzzle and she left him one back, but he did not think my mother left it. The message she left said, " Move on Baby, I complete you!" My mother said this as in a loving way of saying she completes my father and informing him to move on to the next puzzle. My father however thought it was one of us children, speaking in a little Mexican voice saying, " Move-on-baby-I-complete-you!!!"
I said to my father,"Dad you have some serious bathroom issues!"
Not only did this make me laugh for the rest of the night, but it did make me go look at the crossword puzzle and smile at the thought that my parents, who have been together forever, still leave each other these cute little messages. It makes me seriously not worry about whats going to happen in the future. Hopefully I'll meet someone to do toilet crossword puzzles with, and get to completely gross our kids by it. Until next time, Over n' Out!
MW
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