Sucking Lemons

At this point, I would have to say that I'm horrible at time managing this blog. Thankfully, when I'm feeling inspirational you're all there for me to entertain . :)
Today's akward topic: Girlfriend dates.
Ever have those points in life ( I'm speaking of women of course) where men suck balls, your family doesn't quite understand you, and your one getaway is your girl friends? Maybe I speak for myself, as a young women in my twenties and very very much.. single. My life consists of the good times, the memories, and the drunken mistakes... umm yeahhh.
Anyways, I went to lunch today with one of my closest friends, Miss Independent. We drank diet cokes and had a long discussion about how we don't need men over a delicious pizza that can only be described as dangerously filling. Apart from the obvious money saving in sharing a pizza, I have to say, getting to shove my face with an endless amount of salad, breadsticks, and pizza for cheap money with one of my best friends is far better than sitting across from an akward fellow as I try not to shove that huge piece of lettuce in my mouth and worry about whether or not I'll be paying for my meal. We talked about how enjoyable it is to get to go on girl dates whenever we wanted and not have a care in the world. I know what you're thinking, my friends name is Miss Independent, obviously our chit chat is going to be about how independent our lives should be. Well considering my life lately, Miss Independent offers me friendship and free therapy and I'm pretty sure those are both sensationable qualities.
Which brings up the question, why when life gives you lemons do we HAVE to make lemonade? Why can't we suck on those lemons? why can't we make a lemon marinade for some yummy chicken? Why do we have to take what life gives us and make it what everyone else thinks we should?
In my opinion, I don't have to date men. I can date my best and closest girl friends. I have a blast with them, I don't have to wonder what they're thinking, they tell me, and there's no akwardness. No no this isnt't some notion to go all lesbian on you. It's really a simple approach. I'm at a simple point in my life where focusing on myself is what I want to do. Men complicate things, at least for me that it is. Especially considering it's so diffcult for them to say, "Hey, I like you," or "Hey, I don't like you." Tip note to men: If she's sleeping with you, it's not because your awesome in bed, it's because she truely LIKES you! DUH! So until I meet a dashing (preferrably tall) handsome knight in shinning armor (hopefully in a sexy ride; horses are outdated ) with a sense of humor and nice teeth (optional), I'm gonna stick to simple, fun dates with my female loves. I'm enjoying the ride as long as I possibly can... that is assuming I do eventually.. hopefully.. meet that knight. God your living in a fantasy world MW!!! Until next time, Over n' Out!

MW